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Cast Store Links My Space
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Wow, it's October already? Bet you thought I forgot about you, but once in a while I like to make sure you're paying attention...kinda like a booty call, minus all the good parts.

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Cast Store Links My Space

I get nothing for this, in fact I stay up at night hoping it doesn't bring about my ruin like a three dollar hooker who bites down whenever she gags...but hopefully it's good for a laugh or two...
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