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it's October already? Bet you thought I forgot about you, but once in a
while I like to make sure you're paying attention...kinda like a booty
call, minus all the good parts.
I get nothing for this, in fact I stay up at night hoping it doesn't bring about my ruin like a three dollar hooker who bites down whenever she gags...but hopefully it's good for a laugh or two...